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Free lemonade ? Fuck ya !
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Free lemonade ? Fuck ya ! Remember that time I met Shark Boy ? I do . He was pretty cool . Generally I'm not in favor of meeting anyone because really , what's the upside ? But was really nice .  And yet I had no idea there was a Shark Girl . Did you know a dude who won 35 million in the lottery blew most of it on a women's wrestling company that lasted about a year ? I did . If I won the lottery I might try to start a wrestling company and if I did it would surely fail , but I'd like to think I would lose all my money on it . Funny thing is that probably not the stupidest way a lottery winner has lost their money by a longshot . A lady told me something the other day that I never would have thought of - if you're going to hire a male (and I'm not saying you should) you should hire a second to act as a so called fluffer (if they can so be called) so you don't waste your time getting the dude hard . That's a good call . It more expensive of course , but its worth it . So my wife has been trying to quit smoking and she went to a hyno-therapist and after a few sessions she said to me she said "I think its working but the its the weirdest thing every time I leave there my vagina feels all loose" and I says to her I says "Well yeah , the dude is fucking you while you're under !" And she wasn't down with that so she said the next time she went she was going to hire a bodyguard . So she does and when she gets back I ask how it went and she goes "My vagina still feels weird and now so does my asshole ." And I ask her "You got a female bodyguard right ?" and she says "Of course not ! A woman can't protect me , I got the biggest guy they had !" And I shake my head "Honey , that just means when you were under they doubled up on you . When you're out a male bodyguard is just going to go to town on you too ." So she tried a female bodyguard but the dude just hypnotized both of them and had a threesome . And then she tried bringing a male and a female bodyguard but that didn't work either . You really can't win with a hypnotist can you ? Have you ever heard of a lady hypnotist ? I haven't . Break that glass ceiling why don't you ? Did you know that the "ability" to be hypnotized has been shown to be hereditary ? I didn't . I think if you're going to wear a hat , and you shouldn't , the key is putting it at a jaunty angle . And I mean jaunty as all HELL ! Here's a tip , if you want to make it seem like your husband or boyfriend or whatever is abusing you you can take your Hitachi magic wand and hold it against your eye . Then the next day you'll look like this ;  Keep that in mind the next time your man is annoying you . Now there's TWO reasons he'll hate your wand . And finally , did you know that fit women aren't attractive ? A fat bald dude told me so today . I mean look at this ;  Gross right ? I should probably stop ripping on fat baldies who are assholes . Since I am fat and balding and a bit of an asshole . Or maybe that means I'm the best one to be doing it . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Informative.  
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Looks like shark boy's been nibbling on shark girl. Vive La Difference
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I have erased 4 different comments so I guess I'll just say Hi Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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I thought there was supposed to be a Lavagirl to go with sharkboy? Speaking of hypnotists I watched "The Cabinet of Dr Caligari" last week. It wasn't about hypnosis, and all the chairs looked extremely uncomfortable except for the ones in the insane asylum. Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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