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Too scared to live , too lazy to die
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Too scared to live , too lazy to die Remember that movie Project X ? The older one with Ferris Bueller not the newer one about<b> teenagers </font></b>getting drunk and buttfucking . Towards the end of the movie Ferris says to the Shouty Authority Antagonist that the project is flawed because a human pilot wouldn't keep flying the mission if they knew they had been lethally irradiated . As a I accepted this . But as an adult I call bullshit . I feel like most servicepeople knowing they were already dead probably would carry out their mission . Perhaps I've seen too many war movies . I thought that movie was really sad when I was a because they were killing chimps , but now I know that chimps are assholes . So honestly I'm kind of okay with them being killed . They're basically just like humans only without skateboards and waffle irons . Remember when Matthew Broderick killed two people in England and he was like "I don't remember what happened" and they were like "its cool , you're famous" . I think that's why most people become famous , for the free murders . Outward stretches the quest for truth . Stars without end . Timeless infinities . A billion , billion galaxies . Man's imagination reaches out and out , while betimes the farthest reaches of knowledge are found in the smallest places . Betimes ? What does that mean ? I guess it means early ? Huh . From the darkest of all pits , the soul of Man , come the darkest questions : Did the soldier finally come to care for those he protected ? Or was it just his instinct to kill ? Questions from the dark pit . But no answers . For answers lie in the future . Is it a future in which men are machines , born to kill , or is there time for us ? Time . All the time in the world , but is that enough ? Sure , why not . In the wrestling world there's an old bit where you go up to a neophyte who doesn't know better and you say "hey I figured out a way to do chops so they don't hurt" and they ask how and you go "I have to show you" and then of course you blast them as hard as you can . Try it at the office ! The internet told me Hilary Duff has a new man . I hope its me ! Hilary Swank would also be acceptable . We had some rubes in from out of town at work and they kept going on and on about how awesome our compound is and I said "Yeah , once we get the roller-coaster put in it will really be something" and they thought I was serious . This seems to happen to be semi-often . I say something patently ridiculous and no one gets that I'm joking . Maybe its my delivery ? I hate when people say "just kidding !' all the time but is that what if takes these days ? Its kind of odd that my company spends trillions to build this giant complex and then they want everyone to work from home isn't it ? Or maybe it makes perfect sense , get all the suckers to work in their hovels and you have the office to bang your mistress and ride roller coasters .  This wasn't a great blog but I'd like to see you do better ! Honestly I would , I like reading a good blog . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Not many people have what it takes to stay focused at home...what with laundry to be done, dishwasher to be unloaded, the bedroom calling for a session of napturbation. Don't hold your breath waiting for a blog from me.   
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My blog has half naked pictures .... I win! Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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