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More than a feeling
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More than a feeling Remember that song ? I do . Remember this The one where I'm a grumpy asshole ? I do . Probably because I'm the one to which it happened . I bumped into this lady as I was out and about today and she asked me "didn't we go out once ?" and I said "we sure did" and she goes "what happened there ?" and we both had a good laugh . She was with a friend and said friend was super cute so I says to them "you two want to make twenty bucks the hard way ?" So we go back to her place and we bang and I give them the $20 and it turns out they thought I meant twenty dollars each ! As if . Remember this ?  I do . I wish I had a body double . I feel like Lena Heady probably calls her in pretty much anytime she has to get naked . Maybe not to take a shower . Definitely for sex . That is the real appeal of doggy style as a dude , you can have your body double get things started and then slip in when its time for the fuckin' . Plus then you get to laugh privately when your girl says to you "Its the weirdest thing during foreplay you have a six pack but when you're inside me I swear it feels like there's a big fat belly slapping into my ass" . In a culture of beauty , the most beautiful are worshipped as gods . I saw that on the back of a book . So I checked out it and it was a book about a crazy world were people were obsessed with their looks . It would have been funnier to me had I opened the book and it was just a copy of People magazine inside . You know what you don't see in porn much ? Big fat dudes pounding hot chicks . Pornmen aren't always (or even usually) good looking but they're usually pretty trim . And you might think that since most dudes watching porn are fatman that that's what they'd want to see but clearly that's not the case . I suppose they don't like to be reminded . Is that a thing in gay porn ? BBM ? Yuck , that made the think of big bowel movement which sadly is a thing in porn . A bird in the neighborhood has learned how to mimic the car alarm of a dude a couple houses down . Its pretty hilarious . A local strip club is advertising a father's day special on the radio . Which is skeevy on several different levels . It also creeps me out when they try to sexualize holidays . I get tons of porn spam about MILFs on mother's day and I hate it . I don't even really like it when people post on here wishing everyone a happy whatever holiday . It just feels wrong . Clearly people should blog about whatever they want , but I personally find it jarring to go from a post about some broad being gang-banged to Happy Thanksgiving ! Because sex is a dirty horrible thing that you should never admit is part of life . Never . But as long as we're on the subject invariably one of my friends will say "hey we should do X" the weekend of father's day and then they remember it's fathers day and get sad and say "Does it seem like I should get to do what I want on MY day ?" As people often do , they're missing the point - its not their day , I mean what father wants to spend the day with their family ? Yuck right ? Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Double linkback blog post! The great thing about having almost no short term memory is I can enjoy your blogs over and over again.   
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What you're really trying to say is "Happy Mother-fuckers Day!" Thank You! Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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