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Wow you actually got hard this time !
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Wow you actually got hard this time ! Did you know that milfs don't cast shadows ? I never noticed it myself but it is a fact . So far this year Sasha Banks has had exactly 7 matches on RAW . She has EIGHT t-shirts available on WWEshop right now . I guess she's moving merch at least , but so much for the diva's revolution huh ?  #makewrestlinggreatagain I'm thinking about changing my name to Hugo Nebula . Not thinking about doing it but thinking about it . Did you know the law for libel is different for normal people and celebrities ? I didn't . Turns out for us normals you don't need to prove that the person you accuse of libeling you had intent to damage your reputation but if you're a celebrity you do . You realize that this means right ? The courts must have a benchmark to decide who's a celebrity . Such as if Jeremy Miller , AKA the from Growing Pains (not Kirk Cameron the other one no one cared about) sues someone for libel the US justice system has to decide if he's a celebrity . This is unbelievable awesome . He does catering now . Keep that in mind if you want your next event catered by the from Growing Pains . His wife is a real piece of work . Yesterday I was wearing my ROH polo and this dude says to me he says "My cousin works for ROH" and I said "Oh , cool" but you know , I said it in a way that indicated my disinterest . So he gives me the stinkeye and then he goes he goes "You don't seem very impressed ." And for a long time I don't say anything because what the hell are you supposed to say to that ? But he keeps glaring at me so eventually I say "I'm not I guess" . And then he says "You're a real jerk you know that ?" Which annoyed me so I reply "Look dude , you came to me , I didn't come to you . I don't know you or you cousin , why would I care where he works ? And why would YOU care if I was impressed ?" And he said "that's fair" and walked away , which was refreshing . Today was a casual day at work and I don't usually dress down so much , but its hot as balls so I did wear a Champion brand t-shirt today . So I'm standing at the security desk and this fit but ugly guy (that has to be kind of a bummer right ? When you're in really good shape but are an uggo ? ) is eyeballing me and after a while he sneers and says "What exactly are you the champion of fat boy ?" And I says to him I says "Your mom's pussy" and he bursts out laughing like that was the funniest joke ever . He laughed so hard he had to take a knee . It annoyed me because that is literally the oldest joke ever . Literally . People like him are the reason Two and Half Men was on for 12 years . Would it be offensive if I made a 12 years a slave comparison here ? Probably . Did you know that the world health organization considers propranolol to be the most important drug in existence ? I didn't . Its a beta blocker but it can also be used as an anxiety medicine . Several years back they did a piece on 60 minutes about that use of the drug and they claimed that it could erase traumatic memories . Which seems to be sort of true if you take it right after the traumatic event but it operates mostly as a memory damper . Its hard to know how to feel about that . I feel your experiences make you who you are so if you got rid of some of them you'd be someone else - and maybe you wouldn't like the new you . Seems very risky . But then I've never had any all that traumatic happen to me - not that you'd know that from the voluminous complaining that I do . I liken it to going back in time to "fix" things , you never know what the outcome is going to be . Tossing a stone in water and ripples and all that jazz . I would say Eternal Sunshine of the Spotted Mind was "okay" but one dude I know hates that movie with a true passion . If it were safe here's a couple memories I wouldn't mind getting rid of ; I dated this lady for a while who liked to talk about what a bad girl she was and how she needed to be punished which I didn't care for but you know whatever floats your boat right ? So this one time we're getting sexy and I says to her I says "You're a bad girl aren't you ?" And she got all hot because she thought I was getting into her thing . "Time for you to pay the price bad girl !" I said , and then I had my buddy who's a cop come in his uniform and pretend to arrest her . Hilarious right ? And that is why I should and will never be with anyone , a good bit is always more important to me eventually . Don't feel too bad for her though , they totally banged in his cop car . You can feel bad for his wife though , sorry , ex-wife now . 40 ! One time I was in the processing of making it sexy with a woman and I excused myself to use the restroom and lets just say mistakes were made and I kind of pissed all over my undies . But you know its naked time so no big deal right ? But when I go back into the bedroom she says to me "do you like to get wet ?" took me a moment to realize what she meant and I told her in no uncertain terms NO . Which didn't stop her from snagging my wet boxers and rubbing them on her face . I came pretty close to throwing up seeing that . But I still "did" her . Which is total dude move . I'm disappointed in myself for that . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Not necessarily a "dude move". Women sometimes go ahead and have sex in a disgusting situation, too.  
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Who needs a pill to get rid of memories? Old age is doing it quite well on ...... I'm sorry, I forgot what I was going to say. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Your story reminded me of something I learned about WWI. There was a gas mask called "The French Duck". In the event of an attack you had to urinate on it to make it work. But what if YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO!!!! Hey buddy piss on my mask will ya? I can't picture myself asking that. Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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