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Sit on my face and tell me that you love me  

40Deuce 46M
4635 posts
6/5/2016 7:53 am

Last Read:
6/6/2016 6:14 pm

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me

At the grocery store this morning (drink ! ) I really wanted to buy some Captain Crunch instead of my normal Rice Chex or Raisin Nut Bran but I couldn't bring myself to do it - I was too ashamed . I'm disappointed with myself . Instead I just bought some sensible Frosted Flakes - now with extra sugar !

I like faces . That's why Affairlook really creeps me out sometimes - all the faceless lady bodies . Its like the end of Inceptions where they show that dude's like 88 billion times but they're always facing away from the camera . After a while that really started to get to me - way more than any horror movie .



I get it , if you're posting pics of yourself shoving stuff in your puss you may want some anonymity or at least plausible deniability but I would prefer a fully clothed non-explicit picture that includes your smiling face over the headless extreme close up of your taint . And I fee like what I prefer is what everyone should be doing . Its only fair right ?

The interesting thing about my facelove is that I have a mild mask fetish . How does that make sense ? I suppose the masks I like are de facto faces ? Such as I don't like the featureless bondage type ones , I like this kind of deal .



Or of course lucha masks . Or maybe there's really no difference and I'm just being difficult as per usual . Show me your face ! Now put a mask on it ! No , not that kind of mask ! Now do this , now do that , it never ends you know ? There's just no pleasing some people .

I've never actually seen the movie Indecent Proposal but I feel like that wouldn't really be a big deal for most couples . Perhaps its the cynic in me but I feel like banging Robert Redford for a million bucks is a deal the vast majority of duos would jump at . I mean unless they're one of those weird virgin Christian couples they both have banged a bunch of people before they got together literally for nothing , so what's the big deal ? The real question is where is the cut off ? If you'd do it for a million surely you'd do it for $900,000 , What about 800 ? Or 700 ? I feel like you could go pretty low . A quick search just revealed a International Journal of Biological Sciences study that says the average lowest dollar amount it would take for a couple to agree for one of them to bang an attractive rich person is $78,000 . Which seems respectable .

For that you can get a brand new Cadillac CTS-V ! It gets 14 miles to the gallon boy ! Suck on that Tesla model 3 !



In conclusions the greek food fair is today . I will eat 100 gyros or my name isn't King Wyatt Holloway the Third !


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smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
6/5/2016 8:30 am

I would probably even bang the 79 year old Robert Redford of today. He still looks pretty good.


40Deuce replies on 6/6/2016 6:15 pm:
Well yeah , then you can tell people you bagged Redford

classicalrebel4 68M
1755 posts
6/5/2016 12:06 pm

I sometimes have dreams where I'm having sex with women with their face indistinguishable. Maybe that is why I'm drawn to this site.

Please don't let me be misunderstood.


40Deuce replies on 6/6/2016 6:15 pm:
Seems reasonable

wildoats19622 62M
3526 posts
6/5/2016 1:02 pm

I can understand the attraction to masks. I also like the extreme makeup jobs in sci-fi movies and horror movies. Doing an alien could be fun. And closeups can get too close. There was a rather unusual documentary I saw where they showed an orgasm from inside. I'm assuming it was a thin fiber inserted in the urethra to view the prostate contracting to add fluid to the semen and then they switched to a view from inside the woman's cervix area. It was intriguing in that WHO volunteered for that? Who thought of the camera angles. And why make that? True, it was a documentary about conception and fertility research for couples that want to have kids. I would think not putting cameras in uncomfortable locations would be high on the list of things to do. Still, if I were to make porn it would be tempting to use the footage for the most extreme closeup moneyshot ever.

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40Deuce replies on 6/6/2016 6:16 pm:
Yeah , Madonna did that once too

superbjversion2 69F  
24388 posts
6/5/2016 4:23 pm

1. The trick is finding a price both parts of the couple agree on. A happy relationship would suggest that you go with the higher price so everyone knows their value.

2. If I ever get a Lucha Libre mask, I will take a sexy type picture just for you.

3. Your name is NOT King Wyatt Holloway III

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


40Deuce replies on 6/6/2016 6:16 pm:
Exactly , that's why I only ate 99

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