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Its been Valentine's Day for hours - why does my cock remain unsucked ?
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Its been Valentine's Day for hours - why does my cock remain unsucked ? This morning the cashier at the grocery said to me "Happy Valentine's Day" and for whatever reason (being a jerk I suppose) I said "What is that ? I keep hearing about it ." And she couldn't really explain what it is , finally she said something about Saint Valentine and I said "Oh , well I'm not Catholic ." I talked to my old college pal Scorch last night for quite a while and I'm starting to think maybe there are some women that like sex . Which is a quantum shift in my thinking , if true . It means most importantly that after sex I wouldn't necessarily have to feel bad about tricking a lady into doing something they didn't want to do . But if women like sex why is every piece of media my entire life said otherwise ? Why are they messing with my head like that ? Sometimes when Scorch and I are hanging out people think we're a couple - which is hilarious because she is legit gorgeous . I don't think we're even the same species - I doubt we could mate . It would be like that episode of Star Trek where Captain Kirk whips out his Captain's log with that blue alien chick and she's all like "What the hell is that ? Men of my species don't have anything like that ." Which is the problem with banging aliens - who even knows what they got going on under their silvery space dresses ? Back in college Scorch used to sling the marijuana and at the time I thought nothing of it , but as an adult I wonder why no one ever tried to jack her . She had a big roll of cash walking around campus semi-frequently . Being prejudice it seems like a woman would make a tempting target . And showing another kind of prejudice I feel like a pretty girl is more likely to just give it up if you try to rob her . Which is probably not true at all , because she busted her ass in the gym to look like that - so if you tried to snatch her cash and crops if nothing else she could probably parkour away from whatever slob was trying to rob . Slob rob . Also now I wonder from where did she get her product ? There's so much about the world of low level drug sales I don't know . I'm going to see Pride and Prejudice and Zombies later with my lesbian friend and a lady from work . I didn't think about today being Valentine's Day when we made the plans . Lesbo makes sense , she's not seeing anyone right now - and do lesbians even celebrate Valentine's Day ? I feel like they don't . But the other broad is married - so what's that about ? She's always hanging out with dudes solo which I find weird . I know she hates other women , but I feel like most husbands wouldn't be cool with that . In other news I played in a BIG Magic tournament yesterday and I came in third . Which is pretty impressive until you consider the fact that I cheated my ass off . I can't even come in first when I cheat ? Lame . I should really quit cheating at those things , its pretty silly . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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If I was closer too you your cock would be in my throat 
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I don't get any more optimistic about this day than for any other day. Please don't let me be misunderstood.
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Maybe your evening will turn into something fun.
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I feel sad that you've been reading women's blog on this site for a really long time and apparently none of us successfully convinced you that we like sex. Thanks for the guilt trip 40. I'm such an ignoramus about gaming that I have no concept of how one would even cheat at Magic. Congrats anyway. And happy V-day, you know me, a P&P movie is pretty much my idea of an ideal date.   
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The media says women don't like sex and that messes with your mind?? Imagine how I feel being told that what I like is wrong. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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In Isaac Asimov's book, "The Gods Themselves" the aliens have three sexes. One of the sexes masturbates by "Rock Rubbing". He makes it sound rather intriguing. Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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