Reset Password
Reset Link Sent
| Blogs > 40Deuce > Sherry Stringfield's ass in 93 |
Hip , lips , eyes & thighs
|
Hip , lips , eyes & thighs He has no hope who never had a fear - William Cowper Does that make sense ? Hope = Fear ? Is that what we're saying ? The other day I asked a lady "do you think your average person is more likely to save a life or take a life ?" and I just meant that most people probably never have to save a life , but she said most people wouldn't even if that had the chance . That's a pretty cold view of the world . If no one mentioned it the world is ending Sunday . When the people at work found this out they were all like "man if I knew that I wouldn't have worked on this project that's due Monday" but I reminded them that the world ending is no reason not to show up for work . Maybe if the world ends you can be late without getting an occurrence but it kind of depends on how the world ends . You know what I LOVE ? When someone is late and they say its not their fault because of the weather or Hilary Clinton being in town or whatever and then my boss says "Well 40 wasn't late so there's no reason you should be either" and then they give ME the stinkeye even though its the bossman who's being an ass . Also fuck you latey , show up on time . Inaccurate information is itself often accurate information about the informant . Remember the Pepsi challenge ? Looking back on that it seems totally insane . What a waste of money . But I do owe a debt of gratitude to said marketing campaign because until I took it I drank Pepsi like a sucker because that's what my family had and I didn't know any better . But the Challenge introduced me to the wonder of Coca-Cola . Its been said that there's really no difference between any cola , that its all in our head , but recent scientific findings do support a perceptible difference between Coca-Cola and Pepsi . Which is good , BUT I like Royal Crown Cola and not Pepsi and these same tests show there's no difference there , which is bad . You know what I miss ? And by miss I mean was never a thing in my lifetime . Bloomers .  There's just something about antiquated underthings that really gets me going . Don't even get me started on pantalettes ! Remember that time on ER when Noah Wylie was berating this chick because her infant had an STD ? He said something to the effect of "Why didn't you have a C-section you dirty pig , instead of letting your baby slide through your rotten disease-infested pussy !" And she was all like "I adopted that baby you jerk !" I do . By the 3rd century AD the Roman Empire faced a labor shortage . Large Roman landowners increasingly relied on Roman freemen acting as tenant farmers instead of slaves to provide labor. These tenant farmers , eventually known as coloni , saw their condition steadily erode . Because the tax system implemented by Diocletian assessed taxes based on both land and the inhabitants of that land it became administratively inconvenient for peasants to leave the land where they were counted in the census . I'm pretty sure administrative inconvenience is the reason for most erosions of personal freedom rather than any kind of malicious intent . Tyranny = laziness The French started offering canapés to their guests in the 18th century and the English adopted the practice at the end of the following century . One modern version of the canapé is the amuse-bouche . Amuse-bouche literally means “mouth amuser” but is translated more delicately as “palate pleaser”. I could use a good mouth amuser right about now .  If you know what I mean . Oh , you do ? Good . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
||||
|
Oh Gosh! The world is ending again?! That's the 3rd time this lifetime. I'm moving to an alternate universe. amuse-bouche .... I like it! Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
| |||
|
I'd be all over the idea of bloomers coming back. More comfortable than those stupid thongs, and more flattering too, for those of us blessed with cellulite. They probably wouldn't look good under close-fitting pants though. Strictly an underwear to wear with skirts.   
| |||
|
Just remember when the skirts are plaid and the legs are a bit hairy you may have more of a surprize then bloomers.. sweet, some would call that a kilt-joy Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
|
Become a member to create a blog
