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Fakin' it
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Fakin' it Which do you think its easier to fake convincingly - a laugh or an orgasm ? On the surface it seems like it would be the orgasm - there's a lot more to it , but it depends on who you're trying to fool . An impartial third party watching you have sex can probably spot a fake orgasm a lot easier than the person with who you're doing the deed . First of all they may be having or just have had or about to have an orgasm themselves - which is distracting . And in any case they're definitely doing SOMETHING , they can't put all their effort into judging your performance . Plus they really WANT to believe said orgasm is genuine . Beyond that , there's an aura of mystery that works in favor of the orgasm - do I even really know what true orgasm is all about ? No . I know a real laugh because I have laughed - and while I've certainly had at least 5 orgasms myself its certainly not the same as a lady orgasm . Its hard to fake a laugh because if I say something that's supposed to be funny , I'm staring you right in the eyeball watching for your reaction - I've heard it said that being able to laugh convincingly is one of the harder things you can do RE acting . On top of that you probably have a lot more practice fake laughing , you've been doing that every day for a large portion of your life . How often to you fake an orgasm ? A couple times a week ? And that's on a GOOD week . I knew a lady who used to practice faking orgasms . It was weird . She overdid in my opinion , a good fake orgasm requires subtly , nuance . One time On Seinfeld there was a but about men faking , which was hilarious to me at the time because why would a man every fake (which was the joke) but later in life I figured out the truth . It doesn't happen often , but every now and then a man is called upon to fake because man oh man if you stop having sex with a woman without at least making it seem like you "finished" you are in so much trouble - its indescribable . She probably doesn't even buy it but the fact that you made the effort satisfies her enough to avoid an ugly scene - at least at the moment . Or course a cynic would say the orgasm is easier because men don't care if its legitimate but what about lesbians huh ? Yeah . Put you in your place cynic . When a woman says she flashed someone what part (or parts) of her body do you think she showed ? If you said breasts , tits , or boobs you are correct . Juggs is also acceptable .  I bring this up because a woman was talking about flashing a dude today and I asked her "So did you take your bra off first or just pull it up ?" although I was actually curious if she wears a bra at all since she's not very well endowed in that way . And she got all uppity with me because she meant she flashed her ass , which firs of all don't get all high and mightily with me lady - you're the one who was flashing people . And secondly I think most people would assume when a woman says she flashed someone they'd think top shelf not caboose . That's called mooning lady , get with the program . As long as I'm picking on women , another lady today was complaining at length about how the last time it snowed it took her husband 4 days before he shoveled the driveway and I said to her I says "Why didn't you do ?" The look she gave me , ooooh boy . You know that look a guy gets in his eye right before he breaks a beer bottle and stabs another dude in the neck with it ? It was like that . Only more dead eyed . When I was leaving work today I saw a dude futzing with his hair and it amused me - there's something that's so effeminate about a dude worrying about his hair that it makes me laugh . If there's one dude sucking another dude's dick and a second dude primping with his hair I would definitely say the hair guy is more effeminate . And I know what you're thinking "OH , so you equate sucking dicks with femininity huh ? Because women are defined by the sex they can give men ? They're just playthings that are only valued for their mouths and pussies ?" Man , this blog turn out real bad vis a vis misogyny . And finally , thankfully this isn't about women , someone was saying how they get a tax deduction for their mortgage insurance and I went off on my usual rant about what a scam mortgage insurance is and they kept saying it was good for them as long as its tax deductible so I said "Wouldn't you rather just have that money that you spent on the insurance ?" They said the deduction was just as good . Which I don't think can be true . But what do I know from taxes ? Nothing .  Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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love the sexy photos
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Never faked either so I don't have a worthwhile answer.
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There are stages to my orgasm so adequately representing it is hard. It changes every time so I think it creates enough mystery to throw men off the scent. On the rare occasion of the real thing I get a challenging look.
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Which do you think its easier to fake convincingly -... ... Does it really matter if she fakes either one? No. .
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"How can you tell if a woman fakes an orgasm?" "Who cares!"  (Just to raise the misogy index of this post a bit for you)
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One of my coworkers faked an orgasm and then continued fucking until he actually came and his partner was thrilled that he was so turned on that he could continue and get a second orgasm. Then he told her he faked it and she got really pissed at him. People gossip like crazy at work., especially the ones with sexy calendars. Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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