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You'll never get that taste out of your mouth
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You'll never get that taste out of your mouth I occasionally eat carrot sticks but that's pretty much it as far as vegetables go . As a result I'm always trying various V8 concoctions to try to get the vegetables that are supposed to be "good" for me . You'd think if you liquefied something and dumped enough sugar and/or corn syrup into it eventually it would taste palatable . You'd be wrong . I saw V8 "infused water" that was cucumber and lime and I thought "That has to be okay , cucumber water is not horrible and lime ? That's the icing on the cake ! I can't wait ." I just tried it . OF A BITCH !!! Might be the worst thing I've ever tasted that was actually supposed to be a beverage - I've had medicine that tastes worse but not by much . I was talking to a lady the other day and I mentioned something about evolution and she said that she doesn't believe in evolution . I always find this a little jarring , especially when the person isn't overly religious , but to each their own - people can believe whatever they want . Plus when you get right down to it my belief in evolution is no different from a belief in creationism - I read it in a book and said "that sounds about right" . Anyway , moving on , she started talking about the emergence of anti-bacterial resistant diseases and I says to her I says "If you don't believe in evolution where do you think these diseases came from ?" Which probably sounds like I was trying to be a jerk , but I was legitimately curious . She said that some bacteria are just naturally resistant to antibiotics and the more we use them the more other kinds of bacteria die out and those that are resistant become more populous . So I says to her I says "Isn't that more or less the definition of evolution ?" That apparently wasn't worth a response . Perhaps I'm oversimplifying . I mentioned this to my buddy Rockso and he was curious why she was talking about ARDs and I told him she's a nurse and he went crazy "You don't want to date a nurse dude , they're the worst !" I guess he dated a nurse once and she was always on his case about smoking and eating poorly and not exercising and whatnot . I guess no one likes being nagged but at least she cared about him not dying of a heart attack as soon .  I've always kind of wondered where the "sexy nurse" trope comes from - based on what I know being a nurse is not very sexy at all , it sounds kind of gross . I suppose its just a uniform thing . A while back I mentioned my nominal interest in Angie Tribeca . Update - I saw some clips and I thought "barf , this is terrible , this is like Scary Movie bullshit" but I got sucked into watching some of the marathon . It is SOOO stupid , but every now and then there's something really really funny , such as the chick being arrested says to Angie "Can I see your badge ?" and she says "No you can't , I'm wearing dance shorts ." And then her partner clarifies "She said BADGE ." That is comedy gold . So I have mixed feelings about it , its like Dumb and Dumber most of it is groan-inducing , but the bits of it that are truly funny as so funny it almost makes it worth it . Harry , your hands are freezing !!! Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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only thing worse than V8 is clamato juice....yeah thats what I want, clams in my juice...as for the V8 commercials...wld rather take a smack to the head with their can than drink that stuff....however will chorttle down a glass of pom....cuz thats real good for the bodyy
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I narrowly missed the Angie Tribeca marathon. I found a program about the creation of the Doctor Who series. That was kind of interesting, and then I found a program called UFO that was set in 1980. I remembered that show from when I was a kid. I had forgotten about the mesh shirts uniform though. I did remember the gull wing cars. They also had "Space 1999". By the time that aired I was old enough to start fantasizing about the female characters. WHO-LOO has some good TV. I have seen some sexy nurses, but I'm not at my best with tubes stuck in me. I'm sure there must be some kind of fetish about that. I'm just not into it. V8 is best with some Worcestershire sauce and vodka, a stick of celery is optional. It can be a challenge to get adequate vitamins. Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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I walked into a creation vs evolution debate once. Made a totally effective argument for believing in both and walked away ... leaving the 2 smartest kids in my high school looking dumb(founded). A golden moment. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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I think you solidly won the argument with that lady...if she was a dating prospect this may preclude things progressing further. I'm guessing that drinking V8 doesn't come anywhere near to the benefit of eating a fresh, unprocessed vegetable, so why even try to choke down that nasty stuff? (says the hypocrite who's been eating salads for all of two weeks...talk to me in a month or so and I'll probably be off my high horse).   
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