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Man am I dumb
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Man am I dumb I know that I'm dumb in my heart of hearts but its always disheartening when you're presented with the evidence . The lady who allegedly sent me a message the other day hasn't logged on in over a month - ya got me Affairlook ! Kudos , good scam . A tip of the hat to whomever programs your scambots . I love a good scam , that's why I enjoyed American Gods so much (also its just really good) . I do wonder how much capital Affairlook puts into their scamming though - too much I guess since they seem to be on the verge of bankruptcy all the time . Or alternatively not enough . What I really wonder is could I scam harder with that amount of scam seed money ? I'd watch a reality show about that - The Great American Scam-Off ! Of course it would only work for one season because at the end they reveal that the real scam was they stole the identities of all the contestants . Until today I hadn't watched any porn since I got my new PC speakers - DAYAM . Its a good thing its cold out so no one was outside . Although since I can clearly hear them speaking in a normal tone of voice when they're in the backyard and I'm in my bedroom I'm confident they've heard real life sex noises from my house . Maybe I should start doing it in the attic . J/K when am I ever going to have sex again ?! LOL right ?! Yesterday at work a lady was trying to put a torn dollar bill in the Coca-Cola machine to purchase a delicious refreshing bottle of Coca-Cola and the machine rejected her damaged bill a few times so I says to her I says "Put it in this machine here and then hit the coin return" so she did and got change to use in the CC machine and she was SO happy , I think she was having a rough day . So she says to me she says "I can't believe that worked !" and I comment "This machine here is a slut , it will take anything you put it in" . And she laughed so hard I think she peed herself a little . My jokes never seem to provoke what I would consider a normal reaction . What I get seems to be ; 90% - No reaction 10% - Hysteria bordering on mania Give or take 4% . Its odd . At Christmas one of my relatives commented that I looked like I lost weight , which sneered at like the jerk that I am , but I think they were right - when I was trimming my balls today I barely had to hold my fat belly back at all to see what I was doing . A while back there was some lady who was a "suburban housewife" who was caught hooking and she said she was doing it just for kicks because her life was boring . The media was all over this and I think they claimed that there were thousands of women doing this all across the land . So of course it became an episodes of Law & Order , I'll bet you an anal sex session it was ; ripped from the headlines ! Anyway , one of these chicks shoots a dude in the face because he's coercing her into giving him a blowjob and the prosecutor says at one point (paraphrasing) "You suck dudes off all the time , why was this time suddenly so threatening you felt your life was in danger ?" And I kind of agree with that , which I guess makes me a bad person . Although I suppose the argument is that is someone is threatening you there's no reason to believe they won't hurt you even if you comply with their demands . Remember Sum 41 ? I do . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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I've been reading your blog long enough and thoroughly enough that I think I've earned the right to ask .... if you don't think you're ever going to have sex again, why do you shave your balls? Could it be that you are a secret optimist?!! Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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I read "trimming my balls" and went  Then realized you were probably talking about your ball hair. That slut vending machine joke was actually pretty good.   
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