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Quel chemin au bordel ?
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Quel chemin au bordel ? "Work is about seeing how much crap you can take from bossman , and then taking a little more ." Red Foreman I noticed the towel I just bought is "Deluxe Premium Luxury" suck it all you normal towel peons ! I was on the treadmill this morning when Skrillex came on the old MP3 player and I had to stop and dance my balls off . I was exhausted after about 9 seconds . It got me thinking , if Kate Upton cartwheeled up to me naked and said "Hey 40 , if you can do ONE pull-up I will let you have ALL the sex with me" I couldn't do it . One thing I like to do is ask people "If you HAD to could you" and then I name something they couldn't do . And they say "Well if I had to I could" and then I berate them because they couldn't . Its kind of a dick move . I'm kind of a dick . I'm not saying adrenaline isn't a think , it is , but it doesn't matter that much . That old chestnut people like to say about the lady lifting a car off her baby is bullshit - not the least of which is because if a car is on your baby your baby is already dead . The point is , its been conclusively proven that most people perform worse when everything is on the line , not better . There aren't that many steely bastards out there you know ? Did you Aunt Eel Patchwork ET is an anagram of Kate Upton cartwheel ? I keep getting e-mails about virtual reality porn . I thought virtual reality when out with the 90's . I'm not sure what the point of VR porn would be when sexbots are just around the corner . Maybe if you're into cuckold stuff that makes sense . Remember that movie Freejack ? It sucked , but I hear its based (sort of) on a book called Immortality, Inc which is supposed to be pretty good . You should get it for me for Christmas . I got tired of the hair on my ass so I shaved it off . Now it itches like crazy . I wonder why that happens sometimes . When I started<b> shaving </font></b>my junk it didn't itch . When I started<b> shaving </font></b>my pits it didn't happen . So why the ass ? I tried putting lotion on it but then my ass felt slimy all day . It was unpleasant . A while ago at work someone said I wasn't crazy , which annoyed me . And then the other day a lady told me I wasn't even weird . Which is upsetting because if I'm not weird that means I'm normal , and if I'm normal that means most people are like me . And that is a terrifying thought . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Don't worry, you're not normal, you slimy-ass.  
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Instead of lotion, try some Aqua Velva. Cheeks are cheeks, right? I would like to officially state that I love Smarty's response. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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I also like Smarty's response. In The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Ford tells Arthur that he always needs to know where his towel is. When I look at an attractive woman my first thought is usually "I could do her." My second thought is usually, but then I'd need oxygen and a pacemaker. It's hell getting old. Crosswords increase your vocabulary. Cross words increase your blood pressure.
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