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Stone Cold Coup d etat Let me first say that after 17 months of successfully fighting off the IT department (single handedly) I have been "upgraded" to Windows 7 . I would like to further say that if you think Windows 7 is not terrible please don't let me know that because I would be forced to go where you are and put my hands around your throat and watch directly in your eyeballs as I choke the life out of you . Sometimes my gal pal tells me she loves me . I’ve written ad nauseam about how I feel about love and if it’s a real thing and what it all means and if people say it with sincerity it when they say it so forth , so I won’t go into that . But in practical terms , based on past experience , it means she’ll probably dump me sometime in the next 4-6 months . Which is a bummer but it’s nature’s way . You meet someone you like , you date for a while (or whateves) and then as inexplicably as it began it ends . You may as well rail against the setting of the sun for all the difference it makes . It’s as inexorable as something that’s inexorable like the tides , but not the tides because that’s a pretty well-worn metaphor . So relatively soon I’ll probably have to decide if I want to put in the effort to tricks someone into liking me again or just resolve myself to a cold , sterile , sexless existence that ends when I die . Both have their pros and cons , but I keep thinking my dick is probably going to stop working soon (I’m reaching that age) so I should probably use it while I can or I might regret it later . But then making decisions based on an unknowable future state is kind is silly .  Speaking of my gal pal , I’ve asked about this before but I really want to know – how can I tell if she’s really a squirter or if she’s just pissing in my face ? Because don’t piss in my face bro . I tried to make one of those “don’t tread on me” flags that said “don’t piss on me” with photoshop but I’m not very good with the photoshop . Which is why you don’t see many pictures of me having the sex with Garcelle Beauvais . I keep reading articles about how so-called female ejaculation is pretty rare and a lot of ladies just pee all over the place to fool you . Which might make some people ask first “Why would a woman do that ?” And I agree it is insane in the membrane , but why do women fake orgasms ? Or pretend to like shit they don’t like ? I don’t know , but this is surely in that same vein . Usually I don’t worry about it too much but last time my gal pal seriously soaked through the mattress and I started wondering “is this legit” or is this another pee-scam ? When I looked on the internet for a picture like that I found this ;  What the hell ? The part that makes no sense is that I care . Whatever it is , it’s happening - how can I be fine with it if its lady ejaculate but not fine with if its urine ? It really makes no sense . Intellectually I don’t want to be one of those freaks who’s okay with getting peed on , but the reality of the situation doesn’t change right ? Either way I need to wash the sheets after so aside from the very real health concerns of having piss sprayed in your face what does it really matter ? But I care . Don’t pee on bro . And yes , before you ask the obvious question I did ask her if she was peeing on me once and she got all offended and huffy . But she never said “no” . For some reason women get all pissy (word play ! ) if you accuse them of faking , which is weird because they started it . I finally watched the end of True Detective . It was decent , there’s really no good way to end a TV show as I’ve discussed many , many , many times before . I’m sure this is already all over the internet , but the final bit where they’re talking about the battle between light and dark that’s taken from an old comic called Top Ten . It was a pretty good book , but not as good as Planetary which was similar and out at the same time . I guess a lot of people were angry (shocker) because they felt the ending didn’t “explain” anything . Which is fine I guess if that’s the way you want to feel , this is America, after all , but what was there to explain really ? Some fucked up people were doing some fucked up shit and they caught some of them . What else is there ? If you want to read about Carcosa the King in Yellow do that on your own time – detectives catch bad guys they don’t explain them , especially when they’re crazy as a whorehouse metronome . Which is pretty crazy for those of you not familiar with the expression . I’m not a big college sports fan (as anyone who read my insane rant about college sports and how they’re ruining this nation knows) but usually I get into the NCAA basketball tournament because there’s some good games and great stories and whatnot , but this year my enthusiasm was ruined by a solid week of everyone giving up the pretext of working at all to talk about their “brackets” – even the few (very few) people who normally do some work some of the time . You now who cares that you picked Mercer to beat Duke ? No one . In the world . In the universe . Your mom doesn’t even care . Jesus doesn’t care and he’s literally the guy who cares about everything you do . Shut The Fuck Up But it did get me to thinking about when I was a youth playing the basketball – which ironically is also something no one cares about but I never pretended not to be a hypocrite (actually I did , which is hypocritical on a whole new level) . My freshman year one of the douchebags one my team (I was a great teammate – you can tell because I call my team members douchebags) found out that three in French is trois and also that trois sounds like twat . So he started saying trois every time he hit a three , which wasn’t that often so it evolved into him saying trois every time he tried a three – which was a lot . This spread throughout the team and before long they dropped the whole French bullshit and just started saying twat . And of course the who really was a good three point shooter became the Twat Master . Not to be outdone the who started it all began licking the ball before he shot a three so he could be say how much he “licked twat” last night . This started in pick-up games and just fooling around on the court , then moved into practice , then moved into real games . It got to the point where everyone on the team (aside from me) did nothing but shoot threes , because man oh man is there nothing teenage boys want to do besides say twat – including winning basketball games . During our 77,000 game losing streak I remember very vividly any number of times where I was deep inside (like my dick) with great post position and no one would pass the ball because they were trying to get off a three so they could say “twat” . The coach was eventually fired all because a bunch of<b> teenagers </font></b>wanted to say “twat” . Which seems messed up , but he was also a terrible coach in any respect . Also I quit the team . Which is not at all surprising but the real question is why did I ever join the team on the first place ? I have no place in a team of any kind I tell you what . Speaking of sports and twat licking , yesterday at my nieces volleyball tournament I saw a lesbian couple that both had red hair – which has to be pretty rare I would think . I wanted to put out an alert like they do for rare birds , but that’s probably “insensitive” somehow . On the one hand it was awesome because red haired lesbian couple , but also it was kind of sad because the redhead population is declining and there’s two perfectly good redheads who won’t be passing on their genes . I’m still getting no support for my captive breeding program . Also they were totally not happy about being there – I guess I have to give them some points for taking their to the tournament and let them play and so forth but could you at least look up from your kindle once in a while ? I always wonder when I’m things like that – which is worse ; the parents who obviously don’t give a shit and just want to leave or the screaming psycho parents who stab the coach after the game ? The latter are more annoying of course , but at least their knows they care . In a demented and unhealthy way . Also why does it seem 90% of people fall into those two categories ? That seems weird to me . Why aren’t there more parents who just want to support their but don’t feel the need to violently shout “Back up , pay attention , be ready , bend your knees , have fun !” on a repeating loop for 18 hours straight ? Some of those coaches were pretty good looking I tell you what . There was this one blonde one with glasses , mmm , mmm . If I were someone I totally would have put the moves on her . Because there’s nothing weird about that – hitting on a lady at your niece’s volleyball game . I also played volleyball as a lad but I have no “funny” twat related stories about that . I mean I did go down on a cheerleader on a trampoline at a party one time after a game and I licked her asshole a little bit . It was okay . Not great . But there’s nothing funny about that . Well , maybe a little . I guess that’s it . 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If you tell your gal pal you love her too then you might be able to squeeze a couple of extra months out of the relationship before the inevitable implosion - though the fallout will be worse. Usual trade-off... (For your own sanity stay away from Windows 
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Psssst I like Windows 7.... Well, better than Windows XP anyway. My organization is so slow to adopt change that we were on XP until quite recently. Hey have you seen that superbj is back?   
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superbjversion2 I just noticed that she commented on someone else's blog. Doesn't look like she has a blog (yet).
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