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That explains it. I met a guy, the other day, who had a bandage on both of his ears. "What happened?" I asked. "It was the strangest thing," he started, "the phone rang, and I answered the iron." "That explains one ear, but what happened to the other?" I insisted. "Well, I had to call the doctor, didn't I?" I saw an old friend last Sunday afternoon, both of his eyes were blackened. "What happened?" I asked. "It was the strangest thing," he started, "I was in church, we were sitting, standing, kneeling, sitting and such. One time when we stood, the lady in front of me had her skirt caught in the crack of her ass. So I reach up an pulled it out for her. She turned around and punched me." "That explains one eye, but what happened to the other?" I insisted. "Well, I figured she didn't want me it out, so I shoved her skirt back in the crack of her ass." |
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I met a guy, the other day, who had a bandage on both of his ears. "What happened?" I asked. "It was the strangest thing," he started, "the phone rang, and I answered the iron." "That explains one ear, but what happened to the other?" I insisted. "Well, I had to call the doctor, didn't I?" : )) I felt my skin respond when I read that one....... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...what an awful thought!  Just a little food for thought............. If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you... {=}
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You promised you wouldn't tell anyone...
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7/22/2008 11:03 pm |
 ..thanks for the laugh sweety
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